How-To: UrT T-Bagging

deleted-user, Mon Mar 07 2011, 02:47PM

As a connoisseur of the tea-bag, I feel it's about time someone made a list of the types of tbags.

The Classic "tbag":
Stand over the face of your victim and squat up and down.

The Jumpy "tbag":
Like the "classic", but toss in some jumps, as per taste.

The "Giblet tbag":
Either switch between your weapons rapidly, or switch to the knife and "knife up" their corpse.

In either case, the effect is of fondling or dicing up the vic.

The "Disrespectful tbag":
Empty all of your guns into the corpse of your vic.

The "Extreme tbag":
You'll need a grenade for this one. Just after the kill, drop a grenade on your vic's body. Tea-bag away while the grenade times down.

Bonus points if you use an HK grenade launcher for the job.

The "Spin-bag":
t-bagging with kEEpEr's spin-bind. Feel free to mix in components from the other tbags "to taste."

The "Rapist-bag":
As you are t-baggin', slide forward and backward as if you are inserting your manhood into your dead opponent. (xyster)

Note: For it to be a tbag, you have to be fully committed to the task. You can't be afraid to get yourself killed doing it. For that matter, the victim doesn't need to be an opponent you killed. Did your teammate just get killed in a gloriously stupid way? tea-bag him!

GGs

BTW: By all means, add on to this list.
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
Explorateur, Mon Mar 07 2011, 03:43PM

I saw one of the opposing team guys gets pwned and I tea bagged him in the pub.
He got really mad - "way to tea bag me when you didnt even kill me"
The recognition made it 10x better!
- It was more of the Classic Tbag
XP
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
Boogie Knight, Mon Mar 07 2011, 05:54PM

In the case of The "Giblet tbag", can this be done like either of the 1st two, or is a simple squat?
I'm beginning to think that it may be possible to do a combo of two or even all of the different versions all at once. This would be a l33t tbagger, of course.
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
LadyHellfire*, Mon Mar 07 2011, 06:00PM

Taco Squat.
Spin to shred the cheese, and lettuce. Golden Spin optional.
Drop nade for a Snappin Squat.
I will stop there...
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
xyster, Mon Mar 07 2011, 06:30PM

I added the "Rapist-bag"
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
useless, Mon Mar 07 2011, 07:20PM

how about a sit-bag - just squat and hold there

and i on occasions tea-bagged someone i did not kill. usually someone i know though ;)
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
creeper, Mon Mar 07 2011, 07:29PM

theres the "tb of precision" ...

where you keep looking down to make sure balls to face contact is accurate
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
Soldi3r, Mon Mar 07 2011, 07:39PM

this is creeper's reaction to when i tbag him
(DEAD)Creeper: eewww
Soldi3r: i told you to turn off your monitor
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
LadyHellfire*, Mon Mar 07 2011, 08:22PM


this is creeper's reaction to when i tbag him
(DEAD)Creeper: eewww
Soldi3r: i told you to turn off your monitor

Soldi3r
Aren't you a little young for that? Or maybe it is a "P-Pod" instead?
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
LadyHellfire*, Mon Mar 07 2011, 08:24PM


I added the "Rapist-bag"

xyster
Variation:
Necro-Rapist Bag: Once dead, pick a spot on the corpse and fire another shot. Instead of simply squatting up and down, you need to get your hips into this one.
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
Explorateur, Tue Mar 08 2011, 04:07PM

lol nikki
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
BanMe, Tue Mar 08 2011, 04:11PM

The Home-Team Bag :
One of your teammates is down, give em some love.

Power Bag:
Jump crouch over their head until the body disappears.
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
Boogie Knight, Tue Mar 08 2011, 05:22PM

probably could power slide over the entire corpse, giving them a t-bag head to toe (or vice versa)
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
Gladi8r, Tue Mar 08 2011, 05:44PM

How about the classic 'beyond the grave' T-Bag retribution move? Just before dying, light that 'nade and let it drop where you die.

BOOM. T-Bag THAT, beotch... :-)
Re: How-To: UrT T-Bagging
LadyHellfire*, Thu Mar 10 2011, 03:29AM

...